I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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