I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
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Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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