Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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