I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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