So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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