Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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