With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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