omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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