i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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