Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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