Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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