these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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