butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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