a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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