also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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