spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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