Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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