She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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