Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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