She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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