A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
