About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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