Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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