my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Text me some of your sweat
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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