Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
