I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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