Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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