Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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