Do vagina's smell?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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