can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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