Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
