hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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