Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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