She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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