i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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