Your tits are I can't wait for
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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