all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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