we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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