That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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