I think I just saw someone hide a body.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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