Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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