After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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