New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
me + whiskey = a bad person
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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