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You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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