I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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