I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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