im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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