So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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