SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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