Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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