Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
My dad just said "fuck circus"
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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