Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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