ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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