i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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