im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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