covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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